About greentea1242 : As you can probably tell by my profile picture I love video games. xD oh and THE GAME. you just lost.
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greentea1242's favorite FMLs
Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML
by Goatbeard / 02/15/2011 at 12:13pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
by datingamoron / 02/14/2011 at 2:14am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
by alice / 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
by 2dumb2drive / 02/11/2011 at 11:06pm / United States / Transportation
by shredded / 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm / United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames) / Miscellaneous
by inosehowthatgotthere / 02/09/2011 at 8:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML
by raebay / 11/04/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Mississippi) / Kids
by laurwitharawr / 10/06/2009 at 8:08am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I was in a public bathroom, and a little boy walks in and he has an accident. He asked if I could help him clean it up. So I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and I slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
by Dinho / 05/15/2009 at 5:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
- Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection… Today, I'm a 34 year old male who just got given the sex talk on my Facebook timeline by my senile… Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus' new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I…