About greentea1242 : As you can probably tell by my profile picture I love video games. xD oh and THE GAME. you just lost.
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Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
by Shamed / 09/06/2011 at 4:06am / United Kingdom / Work
by kidswithnomanners / 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by Brie / 09/05/2011 at 9:00am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by ohaifml / 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
by Username / 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm / United States / Animals
by chinchilla4404 / 08/02/2011 at 10:17am / United States / Health
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
by Username / 08/02/2011 at 3:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by vsf / 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by OhDeary / 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
by iannie / 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 9:37am / Denmark (Sjelland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML
by Alec / 06/15/2011 at 5:02am / United States / Health
by ugh / 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…