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Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37114) - you deserved it (10101)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27191) - you deserved it (11789)

On 03/01/2011 at 5:21pm - animals - by nothingisreal69 (woman) - Reserved

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8785) - you deserved it (35049)

On 11/24/2010 at 8:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42963) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:25am - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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