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greeneyebeauty9

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16625
  • Number of comments : 362
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About greeneyebeauty9 : i'm gabriella. i'm 17 years young. i'm half Hispanic, half Serbian. aries. ♡☆ also, i'm very outgoing. i'm about 4'9, eh maybe a lil shorter at about 100 pounds. I'm bisexual🌈 instagram ; gabriellakrulic. snapchat ; gabriellekrulic. follow me and add meee. i'm a pretty laid back girl.. i love food, cuz well.. you know.. food. this web site entertains me.. keep your opinions to yourself. if you're going to write me with a flirtatious message, then it's no use because I won't reply. thought I'd let you know now.. I occasionally like to correct grammar. my own grammar isn't the best but I try. this is pretty much all you need to know about me. go on with your day and proceed to have a nice life. OH! I'm also here if you ever just need someone to talk to. I'm all ears.☆ I'm a survivor. #LoveWins

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24897) - you deserved it (2040)

On 06/03/2012 at 12:25am - money - by Grrrawrwtf - United States

Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28570) - you deserved it (11611)

On 06/02/2012 at 2:50am - misc - by OutOfTheCloset - United States (Texas)

Today, I arranged a romantic dinner for my boyfriend. His favourite meal, fresh flowers, scented candles. Everything went beautifully, at least until he wrapped an arm around me and whispered, "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood horrifically ruined. FML

#19717228
151 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by dating a manchild (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

#19716339
146 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

#19704356
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21115) - you deserved it (2104)

On 05/30/2012 at 12:45pm - kids - by unzucht (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I went to visit my husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace because some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. FML

#19696168
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33529) - you deserved it (1893)

On 05/28/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by notnicefools - United States (California)

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

#19692417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26597) - you deserved it (3089)

On 05/28/2012 at 5:38am - misc - by Broke (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML

#19684129
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26860) - you deserved it (1956)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by dany - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

#19677400
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25348) - you deserved it (3400)

On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML

#19673245
118 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

#19671113
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32946) - you deserved it (6927)

On 05/24/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by aaah. (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML

#19667641
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31694) - you deserved it (4028)

On 05/23/2012 at 1:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML

#19661791
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32008) - you deserved it (3285)

On 05/22/2012 at 10:32am - love - by angry girlfriend - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

#19660572
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (6424)

On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States

Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML

#19650903
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24162) - you deserved it (8879)

On 05/20/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by shygirl - United States (Michigan)



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