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greatmassivehead
  • Town/Country : saint john, canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 November 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 317
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About greatmassivehead : about me? i have a lot of FML moments so thought it would be worth while signing up and sharing my daily life with others to laugh at my unfortunate events... FML

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Today, my dog received a christmas card before I did. FML

#6678775
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24216) - you deserved it (2725)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:33am - animals - by amywee (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad and I were sitting in the living room, when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There is some creepy hobo man outside, messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML

#6658638
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8762) - you deserved it (33871)

On 12/08/2009 at 12:09am - love - by CheLi (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of the road, and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car. With everyone watching, I got a towel and slowly approached the cat. It was a garbage bag. FML

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

#152596
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20179) - you deserved it (59165)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27086) - you deserved it (26274)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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