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About graycee7 : I'm weird and random and all that stuff. I'm also stuborn and hate doing what people tell me to do.

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Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

#96443
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I agree, your life sucks (37504) - you deserved it (9393)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by goddamitme (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

#94383
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7725) - you deserved it (41738)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML

#91995
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I agree, your life sucks (41140) - you deserved it (1899)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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