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gravity_of_love
  • Town/Country : perth, australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 624
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About gravity_of_love : i live in australia FML
i hate my family FML
im single FML
ive got a best friend tht would protect me from anything stand up for me at any cost and jump in front of a bullet for me. love my life.

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Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

#7515977
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I agree, your life sucks (21821) - you deserved it (3656)

On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got out of the hospital for the second time in a week. The first time was for a seizure that my cat induced by tripping me over. The second was to get stitches from the Doberman that had decided to take over my front yard while I was gone. Apparently I was intruding. FML

#7512999
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I agree, your life sucks (20201) - you deserved it (1849)

On 01/23/2010 at 12:13am - health - by estallidos (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

#7508111
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10448) - you deserved it (17146)

On 01/22/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by oldschool (man) - United States (California)

Today, while grooming my horse, a spider crawled onto my ear. As if that was bad enough, I'm extremely arachnophobic, so I shrieked out of habit, which in turn caused my horse to freak out and kick me. FML

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

#7502995
153 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 5:27pm - love - by hoody (man) - United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34107) - you deserved it (2646)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

#7493708
66 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
257 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
286 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

#7475893
71 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 3:20pm - health - by imalwaystired - Sent from mobile version

Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML

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On 04/02/2009 at 6:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML

#765462
129 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (161047) - you deserved it (27710)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
515 comments

I agree, your life sucks (227258) - you deserved it (29241)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

#507959
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (195533) - you deserved it (18854)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)



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