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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 April 1986 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 314
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About grantos : My name is Grant and I am a 25 year old grad student from Glasgow, Scotland.

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Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2011 at 3:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids