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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 April 1986 (29 years)
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About grantos : My name is Grant and I am a 25 year old grad student from Glasgow, Scotland.

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Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML


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On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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