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grae23
  • Town/Country : the big city of clyde, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 August 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About grae23 : here's me:
i play.
i party.
i talk.
i write.
i dont draw.
i hate to run.
i cant really jump.
i like pickles.
i love sweatpants.
i'm random.
volleyball is the top sport of choice.
i start varsity boyy.
look for number 23.
keep the peace.
all we need is love.
there's no boy, currently.
i'm accident prone.
gray eyes, dont let the picture fool you.
any questions?
message me.
myspace.com/giannarae232435
facebook.
the end.

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Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

#5386120 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (34539) - you deserved it (4006)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:16am - love - by Imaginary girlfriend - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was informed by my doctor that my stomach lining is inflamed, causing me to vomit almost every time I eat. Oh, and I'm allergic to the only medication to treat it. FML

#5269249 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (45809) - you deserved it (1503)

On 09/15/2009 at 6:16am - health - by Dylan (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

#3016666 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (10036) - you deserved it (72681)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (362802) - you deserved it (401125)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)