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About graciee1 : There is no better sound then laughter

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Today, I was running late fir work and quickly grabbed mah outfit from the dryer. I hered the crackling of static as I took out mah shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when mah co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to mah back. FML


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On 02/03/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , the new manager at workplace left early in a panic , exclaiming , ( My grandma had an accident! I need to see if she's okay! ) I was left in charge of the bar once again . This is the sixth time this week his grandma has had an ( accident ) . FML


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On 02/02/2013 at 9:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played fir four hours straight only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because mah sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML


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On 02/02/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by ineedalife (woman) - Australia

Today... While Trucking... I Got Stuck In Traffic On A Congested Highway. After 15 Minutes Of Mind-numbing Boredom... I Glanced Down At The Car Beside Me... Only To Witness The Driver Changing Her Tampon And Flicking The Old One Onto The Highway. I Can't Unsee This. FML


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On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Was Trying To Sleep Away A Fever,hen My Grandma Woke Me Up !! She Was Sitting Next To Me, Shoving Gummy Beres Into My Mouth Until I Startd Choking !! She Laughd, Ran Away, And Denid Everything !! FML


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On 01/30/2013 at 2:59pm - health - by cay - United States (New York)

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