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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 330
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (3271)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by sopissed - United States (Maryland)

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30809) - you deserved it (4603)

On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

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191 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

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On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada



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