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Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping my leg, I will end up with stitches. FML
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On 12/22/2010 at 2:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said I remind her of her dad. FML
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On 08/06/2009 at 10:03pm - love - by Jeremy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML
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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)
Monday 17 June 2013
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