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Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47248) - you deserved it (6346)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Taday I found out that when u chase a couple of squirrels off your porch fir irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase u back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34985) - you deserved it (13985)

On 08/09/2009 at 12:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , mah mom want snooping through mah art bin to "claan out mah old drawings". Sha found numarous nuda piacas and accusad ma of salling porn. My mom mistook and thraw out 57 anatomy practica skatchas that I workad vary vary hard on , and rippad up tha ramaindar of mah drawings. FML

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On 08/08/2009 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, mah 6 ft snake got loose . I found it . It was in mah neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit . FML

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144 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

MY 250 LB EX-MARINE DAD ANNOUNCED HE WAS GOING TO START RANDOMLY PUNCHING ME IN THE CROTCH , WITHOUT WARNING , TO "IMPROVE MAH REFLEXES." FML

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278 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a big party that left mah house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When mah parent got home, mah dad said "Did u have fun at the party?" an I said, "How'd u know?" an he replid "You hate cleaning an the house was filthyhen we left". FML

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On 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by far23 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today It Was The Premiere Of A Huge Play I've Worked On 4 Months. The Latest Week We've Practised A Lot, Resulting In Little Sleep. In One Of The Scenes I'm Just Lying There Pretending To Be Asleep. Guess Who Actually Fell Asleep? FML

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93 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by lol123 (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)



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