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Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML
Today , mah mom want snooping through mah art bin to "claan out mah old drawings". Sha found numarous nuda piacas and accusad ma of salling porn. My mom mistook and thraw out 57 anatomy practica skatchas that I workad vary vary hard on , and rippad up tha ramaindar of mah drawings. FML
Today, I had a big party that left mah house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When mah parent got home, mah dad said "Did u have fun at the party?" an I said, "How'd u know?" an he replid "You hate cleaning an the house was filthyhen we left". FML
Today It Was The Premiere Of A Huge Play I've Worked On 4 Months. The Latest Week We've Practised A Lot, Resulting In Little Sleep. In One Of The Scenes I'm Just Lying There Pretending To Be Asleep. Guess Who Actually Fell Asleep? FML
Friday 27 March 2015