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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 April 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38130) - you deserved it (4701)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

#4397951 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (27181) - you deserved it (10236)

On 08/09/2009 at 12:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

#4391923 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (41656) - you deserved it (2127)

On 08/08/2009 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

#4299524 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (14410) - you deserved it (30529)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML

#4235904 (278)

I agree, your life sucks (53041) - you deserved it (3802)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said "Did you have fun at the party?" and I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7812) - you deserved it (35055)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by far23 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it was the premiere of a huge play I've worked on for months. The latest week we've practised a lot, resulting in little sleep. In one of the scenes I'm just lying there pretending to be asleep. Guess who actually fell asleep? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35656) - you deserved it (7219)

On 07/10/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by lol123 (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)



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