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Today , I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer , the fruit. FML

#1901911
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62905) - you deserved it (5065)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Georgia)

YESTERDAY WHILE WORKING AS A MAKEUP ARTIST IN THE MALL , I WAS APPROACHED BY A MAN WHO WANTED TO TRY LIPSTICK (NOT UNUSUAL WE DO A LOT OF DRAG). WHILE I'M APPLYING IT HE STARTS TO MAKE GROSS NOISES AN AFTER A QUICK GLANCE I REALIZE HE HAS A MASSIVE ERECTION. HE THEN WHISPERS MMMM DON'T STOP NOW. FML

#1745966
164 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ad some pretty bad stomac pain, so I went to te batroom. After a few minutes, two girls walkd in, taking stalls next to me. Tat's wen my farts began to get very large an explosive. Not only did tey break into laugter, tey waitd for me to come out. mega FML

#1693218
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71512) - you deserved it (4650)

On 05/06/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wantd me as she pulld closer an closer. Eventually she pulld me in an lickd mah ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break yur collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML

#1681747
198 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)

Taday I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nereby. I tried to get his attention by taking off mah shrt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking 4 mah number, he just said "Can u please putted that back on? Thanks". FML

#1607608
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18011) - you deserved it (53259)

On 05/03/2009 at 8:36pm - misc - by Gjkashldf (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. mega FML

#1600602
240 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. mega FML

#1550190
362 comments

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On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

#1524498
393 comments

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On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , MAH SERIOUS BOYFRIEND WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE WANTS TO GET ENGAGED AN MARRIED. I WAS REALLY HAPPY UNTIL HE SAID HE'S EXCITED MAINLY FOR THE TAX BENEFITS. FML

#1493451
52 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, 3 of the 4 stall were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. real FML

#1487277
82 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 10:55am - work - by RckRagman (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING ONA ON ONA SOCCAR WITH A GIRL LIKA. I ACCIDANTALLY KICKAD THA BALL RIGHT INTO HAR FACA. THA BALL ROLLAD BACK TOWARDS MA AND AS I WAS RUNNING TO SAA IF SHA WAS OK, I KICKAD THA BALL... RIGHT INTO HAR FACA AGAIN. FML

#1452410
134 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking into mah living roomhen I slipped over the carpet, bashed mah head on mah glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parent cummed runninghen they heard mah head bang... straight to the table to see if there were any scratche on it. FML

#1435324
58 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah mothar sant a lattar to mah bast friand trying to comfort har ovar tha daath of har mothar . Sha signad tha lattar "LOL , Jan" thinking LOL stood fir "lots of lova." fat FML

#1429978
201 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to mah grandpa because of his red hair an was sad when it turned gray. ( It's ok, ) she continued, ( his pubic hair is still red. ) FML

#1378571
96 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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