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I WAS EATING A CROISSANT. AFTER EATING HALF OF IT AN ABOUT TO TAKE ANOTHER BITE, A SPIDER CRAWLD OUT OF ONE OF THE HOLES OF FLAKY DELICIOUSNESS AN DESCENDD DOWN A THREAD OF WEB TO THE TABLE, WHERE IT SCUDDLD AWAY. THERE WAS A WHOLE FAMILY OF THEM LIVING IN THERE. FML

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229 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 7:57pm - animals - by homedoggieo (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Have To Choose Between One Eyebrow Or None Because I'm A Heavy Sleeper And Mah Brother Is A Moron. FML

#3669830
160 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making out with mah boyfriend . I opened mah eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else . I turned mah head to see what was so interesting . He was on his iPhone looking up recipe 4 thing to wrap in bacon . FML

#3271801
234 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was taxting tha girl I am in lova with. I was dropping hints about liking somaona who I didn't know if thay likad ma back. Flirting a littla. And just whan I thought sha'd say sha likad ma too, sha said "Don't worry, if u wara straight, I would dafinitaly data you!". FML

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On 06/24/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by fml7458364838 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that the hereing in left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it fir 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited fir it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in ear. For 2 weeks. FML

#3130305
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On 06/22/2009 at 9:13pm - health - by JK710 - United States (Georgia)

today I was casiering at Target wen an old woman came into my ceckout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms , a bottle of KY sensual lube , and two colorful tongs. As I'm scanning tese , se leans in and wispers , "I love toys." FML

#3129056
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On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands... and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently... he didn't know the word 4 this is ambidextrous... cuz his teacher told me... ( Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual! ) FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I left my grandmother's burial to take a midterm!! Earlier I e-mailed the professor to ask permission to take it later, an she flat out said "no." I left my grieving family, an traveled hours back to school!! I went to class, only to discover that the prof decided to move the exam date!! FML

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120 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 7:20pm - misc - by goodstudent (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Drove A Drunk Venezuelan Excange Student Ome After A Prom Party. Notable Events: Er Puking On Te Way To Te Viecle, Er Yelling In Spanis At Te Top Of Er Lungs In Te Car, Er Puking Out Te Window In Te Moving Viecle, An Er Crying Because Se Felt Bad 4 Making Me Drive. FML

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On 06/20/2009 at 3:37am - misc - by DesDri (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND OF 2 MONTS FOUND OUT SE WAS 4 MONTS PREGNANT WIT ER EX'S BABY. SE TOLD ME I COULD LEAVE ER AND SE WOULDN'T BLAME ME... BUT I DECIDD TO STAY WIT ER. SE TOLD ME SE LOVD ME AND TEN DUMPD ME CUZ SE NEEDD TO BE WIT ER BABY'S DADDY. FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by thissucks (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY... I LOOKED THROUGH MAH GIRLFRIEND'S PHONE BOOK AND SAW TWO ENTRIES WITH MAH NAME. ONE HAD "(CUTE)" ATTACHED TO IT. I CHECKED TO SEE IF IT WAS MAH NUMBER. IT WASN'T. FML

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80 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

2day I Was Installing The Official 3.0 Firmware Update Fir My IPhone . Apple's Authentication Servers Crashed . I Now Own An IBrick . FML

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246 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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