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gothymama
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 March 1985 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 6853
  • Number of comments : 232
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

#5839185 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (17369) - you deserved it (3318)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (34133) - you deserved it (2117)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

#5419647 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (29090) - you deserved it (1384)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

#5171509 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (35509) - you deserved it (5017)

On 09/10/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by englishclasshigh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was eating dinner with my family. My parents didn't want me to hear what they were talking about so they decided they would spell out the words so I wouldn't understand. I didn't. FML

#4299271 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (9416) - you deserved it (38830)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML

#4231879 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (9068) - you deserved it (35172)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML

#3570179 (336)

I agree, your life sucks (67254) - you deserved it (5059)

On 07/08/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Applelover012 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

#3271801 (250)

I agree, your life sucks (46340) - you deserved it (5016)

On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

#1818273 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (17219) - you deserved it (82044)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:25pm - intimacy - by insideout (woman) - United States (Connecticut)