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  • Number of visits : 370
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gothic_cat_lady : Doesn't the name say it all? I'm a bisexual cynical loner who follows Wicca, wears too much eyeliner, owns cats, and supports free love.

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Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

#5911191 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (26922) - you deserved it (4742)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, at work this woman came up to my counter and handed me gold top covered in gold sequins. I like to chat with the customers sometimes at work so I got all excited and said "Ooh! You shopping for Halloween?" She gave me the biggest death stare. Turns out she wasn't shopping for Halloween. FML

#5886386 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (13560) - you deserved it (10300)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:38pm - work - by moduschic (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (34134) - you deserved it (2117)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

#5695966 (307)

I agree, your life sucks (11537) - you deserved it (24246)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:39am - love - by NotAParabola (woman) - United States (Oregon)