Doesn't the name say it all? I'm a bisexual cynical loner who follows Wicca, wears too much eyeliner, owns cats, and supports free love.
Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, at work this woman came up to my counter and handed me gold top covered in gold sequins. I like to chat with the customers sometimes at work so I got all excited and said "Ooh! You shopping for Halloween?" She gave me the biggest death stare. Turns out she wasn't shopping for Halloween. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 9:38pm - work - by moduschic (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 12:39am - love - by NotAParabola (woman) - United States (Oregon)
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