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gotdapowa
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 January 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 32
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Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20756) - you deserved it (4639)

On 11/19/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (59209) - you deserved it (2894)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I spent all day passing out fliers advertising my services as a psychic. I got one call only. The caller wanted to inform me that I had mispelt the word "psychic" on my flier. She was right. FML

#13610871 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (3852) - you deserved it (23930)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (28632) - you deserved it (2429)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

#12753768 (343)

I agree, your life sucks (10328) - you deserved it (33707)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

#12187825 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (31718) - you deserved it (4026)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

#11944390 (386)

I agree, your life sucks (10478) - you deserved it (38979)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

#11923673 (321)

I agree, your life sucks (25768) - you deserved it (12162)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

#8875479 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (15833) - you deserved it (2716)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

#8751170 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (4714) - you deserved it (11915)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - work - by militiousroflcopter (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

#8726877 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (20001) - you deserved it (2339)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:34pm - money - by rybread (man) - United States

Today, my younger sister said that she was going to pray for her brother's HIV. I have Primary Immune Disease (PID) not HIV. School will be very interesting tomorrow. FML

#8725827 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (17501) - you deserved it (964)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on facebook called 'Guys who are proud of their girlfriends'. I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". FML

#8713394 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (27197) - you deserved it (1708)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:10am - love - by FBfail (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2.5 years told me that he believes in females being subservient, and I am not allowed to have opinions anymore. AND he is "the Alpha Dog" and I'm merely the "Beta Dog", so I have to "get used to it." FML

#8263178 (401)

I agree, your life sucks (22634) - you deserved it (4852)

On 02/14/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Shirley (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my daughter learned that if she rips a toy out of its package in front of a store employee, mommy will be forced to buy it. She now has two new toys today. FML

#7273590 (321)

I agree, your life sucks (22407) - you deserved it (6897)

On 01/11/2010 at 3:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)