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About goshpeople : I have a few spare minutes every once in a while during my workday, so I come here for a bit of amusement and occasionally to add my two cents. 

If I'd known how difficult it apparently is to get an FML posted, I wouldn't have submitted mine anonymously! Live and learn.

Also, I'm 24 and female, if you were curious.

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Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML

Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

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