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  • Birth Date : Monday 30 October 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gord0 : college - paintball - cars -- ftw.

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (95074) - you deserved it (15074)

On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49600) - you deserved it (16364)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was " that's 8!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (151751) - you deserved it (27987)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70961) - you deserved it (3882)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Elmo - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42948) - you deserved it (3931)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)

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