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gord0
  • Town/Country : Lafayette, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 October 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 532
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gord0 : college - paintball - cars -- ftw.

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

#1524498
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80981) - you deserved it (12244)

On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

#1076233
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40103) - you deserved it (11673)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

#650429
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116445) - you deserved it (22062)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (470877) - you deserved it (584733)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML

#54782
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58873) - you deserved it (2825)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Elmo - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

#171
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32060) - you deserved it (2702)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)



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