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golden_warrior
  • Town/Country : Compton, California
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About golden_warrior : I'm not a killa, but don't push me. Revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy - Tupac Shakur

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Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML

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On 12/21/2013 at 2:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

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On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while cleaning tables at the fast food place where I work, I had to remove two human teeth from a table top. FML

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On 09/27/2013 at 2:04am - work - by pancakessdsjsn - United States (California)

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML

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On 06/15/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by Jill (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

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On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)



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