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Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37670) - you deserved it (4530)

On 05/13/2013 at 1:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 5:21am - misc - by really? - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML

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On 04/10/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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