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About gntfmlingnow : I'm way too lazy to fill out a detailed blog. Also, I love you.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

#19289453
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I agree, your life sucks (21327) - you deserved it (11784)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33526) - you deserved it (7087)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22278) - you deserved it (4775)

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