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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1360
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About gmian : Just your average girl. Love surfing and skiing. Born in Romania and lived quite a few places in between then and now.

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Visits<b>kikoma</b> - 21 hours ago<b>pipefitter69</b> - 23 hours ago<b>ToxicLover29</b> - yesterday at 1:51am<b>lachy_clark</b> - yesterday at 12:31pm<b>TheBeast26</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 12:29am<b>Countryboy1996</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:47am<b>TPH1979</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 8:14pm<b>ironmany</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 6:01pm<b>scottyboy417</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:06pm<b>nesteremily</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 3:40pm<b>Paris25</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 1:04pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 12:04pm<b>EnigMind</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:17am<b>Trollx</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 9:34am<b>myselfkk</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 11:58pm<b>horrorbabe1408</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 7:52pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 7:22pm<b>organizse</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 4:09pm

Liked!<b>kikoma</b> - 15 hours ago<b>ToxicLover29</b> - yesterday at 7:51am<b>nesteremily</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 8:40pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:56pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 3:44pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 7:26am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:18am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:47am<b>EmperorChowilio</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 11:26pm<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 9:02pm<b>mattbaker</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 4:59am<b>gavdarv</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 7:15pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 4:04am<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 11:47pm<b>G00N3R</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 12:03pm<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 7:41am<b>Merp17</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 3:46pm<b>BadddWolf</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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gmian's favorite FMLs

Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML


I agree, your life sucks (49431) - you deserved it (5498)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I eard ma usband say from outside , "Seriously Dan,at could go wrong?" Tis was followed a few seconds later by a bang an screaming!! Turns out e'd tried to smas is ead troug a wooden plank lyk a martial artist an failed!! He ended up wit splinters an a concussion!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (40367) - you deserved it (4864)

On 06/21/2014 at 11:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I proudly informd my grandma tat I now ave a girlfriend. My grandpa overeard an said ow surprising tat was, given ow expensive blowup dolls are. He an my grandma ten bot laugd out loud. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44107) - you deserved it (5663)

On 02/15/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54843) - you deserved it (3071)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday... I could hear mah daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. ( Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise? )... she said. ( Of course... we slept together! ) My daughter is six. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50251) - you deserved it (8331) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2013 at 6:32am - kids - by Poly24 - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday I had my driver's looool test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (13532)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Yesterday I Received A Notice That If I Don't Move The Abandoned Vehicle From Outside Mah House It Will Be Repossessed At Mah Expense. My Car Isn't Abandoned. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40375) - you deserved it (3956)

On 05/14/2013 at 1:29am - misc - by CrappyCar (woman) - United States

today I asked mah bosses fir three weeks off in July to go on a much-needed vacation. Their response was to fire me on the spot. My bosses r mah aunt an uncle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30930) - you deserved it (3541)

On 02/01/2013 at 5:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Romania (Cluj)

2day mah friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23092) - you deserved it (3116)

On 08/04/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by fuckingbeliebers (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my grandmother saw me 4 the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27476) - you deserved it (8218)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I Pickd Up My Computer Which Had Been At The Repair Shop For Two Weeks . I Quickly Loggd On To MSN To Talk To The Girl Who I'd Been Hitting On For Weeks . Her Profile Picture Was A Photo Of Herself With Her New Boyfriend . FML


I agree, your life sucks (21017) - you deserved it (4282)

On 12/17/2008 at 2:15am - love - by Falouila - Sent from mobile version

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