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About gmian : Just your average girl. Love surfing and skiing. Born in Romania and lived quite a few places in between then and now.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
Friday 18 April 2014