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gmian
  • Town/Country : Scarborough, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 301
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About gmian : Just your average girl. Love surfing and skiing. Born in Romania and lived quite a few places in between then and now.

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Today, I received a notice that if I don't move the abandoned vehicle from outside my house it will be repossessed at my expense. My car isn't abandoned. FML

#20662395
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33559) - you deserved it (3212)

On 05/14/2013 at 1:29am - misc - by CrappyCar (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my bosses for three weeks off in July to go on a much-needed vacation. Their response was to fire me on the spot. My bosses are my aunt and uncle. FML

#20489213
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26034) - you deserved it (3061)

On 02/01/2013 at 5:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

#20002229
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16047) - you deserved it (2033)

On 08/04/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by fuckingbeliebers (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

#19775546
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20691) - you deserved it (7099)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13787) - you deserved it (2753)

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