About gmian : Just your average girl. Love surfing and skiing. Born in Romania and lived quite a few places in between then and now.
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by gmian / 12/06/2015 at 12:06am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by dBLIZZARD / 11/04/2015 at 10:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard my husband say from outside, "Seriously Dan, what could go wrong?" This was followed a few seconds later by a bang and screaming. Turns out he'd tried to smash his head through a wooden plank like a martial artist and failed. He ended up with splinters and a concussion. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2014 at 11:15am / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2014 at 6:14pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Maine) / Transportation
by CrappyCar / 05/14/2013 at 1:29am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/01/2013 at 5:13pm / Romania (Cluj) / Work
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
by fuckingbeliebers / 08/04/2012 at 1:15pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/12/2012 at 7:58am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
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