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Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14419) - you deserved it (22945)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21999) - you deserved it (6611)

On 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by AMP4U - United States (California)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28094) - you deserved it (2356)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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