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About glitz1234 : I hate watching rather play. And I use to cheerlead!!! I love sparkly rainbows and rain storms. My personality is crazy and neon! I love life!

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Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38090) - you deserved it (3307)

On 03/30/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML


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On 03/21/2013 at 8:35pm - love - by SmallAngel (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML


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On 03/09/2013 at 12:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Pakistan

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