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Today, I hit a new low in my financial troubles when I left my work to retrieve twenty-five cents after seeing someone drop it across the street. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37911) - you deserved it (3969)

On 09/22/2013 at 1:45am - money - by collegebroke (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35581) - you deserved it (6804)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39067) - you deserved it (10570)

On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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On 03/03/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by JoshuaRob - United States



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