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gfonz
  • Town/Country : Selah, WA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1570
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

#966
147 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27729) - you deserved it (1657)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML

#360
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19275) - you deserved it (2955)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

#309
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23217) - you deserved it (6249)

On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
60 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
41 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

#285
54 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
36 comments

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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
53 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
81 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
27 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

#61
42 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
43 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -



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