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gfonz
  • Town/Country : Selah, WA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1553
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML

#17227486
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40423) - you deserved it (5127)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:00am - love - by Baconcook3000 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. It's currently 2 a.m. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. FML

#17226944
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27943) - you deserved it (3745)

On 07/23/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by someone - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

#17211939
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37130) - you deserved it (8107)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

#17170147
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12921) - you deserved it (28447)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm - intimacy - by RobinBunny713 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31797) - you deserved it (7250)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

#17140359
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28202) - you deserved it (2116)

On 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm - health - by imobesejk (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

#17139539
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9780) - you deserved it (38350)

On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

#17097344
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40190) - you deserved it (5549)

On 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm - love - by 30Jenna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34957) - you deserved it (4836)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML

#16371531
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23730) - you deserved it (6560)

On 05/27/2011 at 11:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Arad)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43037) - you deserved it (4651)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML

#15297334
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5958) - you deserved it (30676)

On 03/13/2011 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

#13963928
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33367) - you deserved it (4617)

On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29128) - you deserved it (14252)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized I'd rather be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines and inadvertantly eat spoiled meat than spend another day at my shitty job. All things that happened to me today. FML

#8840296
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17618) - you deserved it (2165)

On 03/05/2010 at 3:01am - work - by Petergibbons - United States (California)



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