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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1780
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About gfonz : Just talk to me if you wanna know anything.

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Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML

#17259270
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29176) - you deserved it (2585)

On 07/25/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by ypsitucky (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

#17255469
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29582) - you deserved it (7253)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

#17254567
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27058) - you deserved it (11308)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

#17249343
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18691) - you deserved it (29184)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by handyman13 - United States

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

#17246888
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35694) - you deserved it (3295)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

#17246685
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28116) - you deserved it (3480)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by 88_OP (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30159) - you deserved it (2303)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

#17237842
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14212) - you deserved it (34580)

On 07/24/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Men '86 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

#17236134
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29408) - you deserved it (8637)

On 07/24/2011 at 12:22am - money - by Joe thomas - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51828) - you deserved it (6183)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML

#17233240
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28956) - you deserved it (3213)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:01pm - work - by Sarah - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML

#17233240
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28956) - you deserved it (3213)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:01pm - work - by Sarah - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML

#17232023
89 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by Norah (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40741) - you deserved it (2779)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

#17228318
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22601) - you deserved it (13967)

On 07/23/2011 at 10:18am - kids - by lauramarie (woman) - Canada



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