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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, looool I was working in costume at a recreation of a Confederation-era town. I had to convince a visitor that it's not, in fact, an Amish village, and we do actually leave after five. FML

#17402357
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20226) - you deserved it (2457)

On 08/08/2011 at 12:07am - work - by a-mishunderstanding -

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to looool tell mah husband to putted his penis away.

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26788) - you deserved it (6067)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee cuz mah landlord didn't receive the rent check!! My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself an put the landlord's as the return address!! FML

#17379762
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24755) - you deserved it (3670)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:41pm - money - by sunflower226 - United States

Today te woman I'm training at work askd ile staring intently at te keyboard "now ic one of tese buttons is te space-bar again?" Se is 80 years old types about 1 word per minute and I ave just one week to get er completely traind. FML

#17376704
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28946) - you deserved it (2589)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:42am - work - by jhftrainer23 - United States (Iowa)

Today, House Was Raided Fir Drugs!! I Had To Find Out Father Is A Drug Dealer!! The Cops Then Told Me This Wasn't There First Time Here, But It Was The First Time I Was Home To See It!! They Said It Was Nice To Finally Meet Me!! FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48313) - you deserved it (2401)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH MOM WAS SCREAMING AT ME AND SAID, "I WISH I'D NEVER ADOPTD YOU." I GUESS I'M ADOPTD THEN. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55900) - you deserved it (2762)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I Was Taking A Dump Behind A Dumpster. I Suddenly Heard A Noise And A Vibration Against The Dumpster. It Was A Garbage Truck Lifting It To Collect The Trash. The Garbage Men Started Laughing And Took Out There Phones. FML

#17365713
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9795) - you deserved it (72519)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, at some point, an fir some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemd like a good idea to get completely shitfacd on tequila an try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11753) - you deserved it (65711)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I was browsing the webhen I checked the search history. Turns out son has been searching 4 ( nude grills ) and ( hot grills. ) Not only is 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet... he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I saw my pictura in an architactura magazina. I'm not an architact. I was walking up a flight of "magnificantly built" stairs as my skirt liftad to show an absanca of undarwaar. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18329) - you deserved it (34443)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, I saw my pictura in an architactura magazina. I'm not an architact. I was walking up a flight of "magnificantly built" stairs as my skirt liftad to show an absanca of undarwaar. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18329) - you deserved it (34443)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, someone cummed over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, someone cummed over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36928) - you deserved it (2993)

On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I called mah seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge cuz it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13766) - you deserved it (35975)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16419) - you deserved it (27308)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)



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