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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 63
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

#20724353
113 comments

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On 06/13/2013 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML

#20723014
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On 06/13/2013 at 3:05am - health - by _Tatyana_ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

#20696622
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On 05/31/2013 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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On 05/26/2013 at 8:23am - love - by anonymous - Australia

Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

#20673456
117 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

#20668592
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On 05/17/2013 at 5:25am - misc - by Jololol - United States

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

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On 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm - animals - by weep weep weep (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML

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On 03/06/2012 at 7:34pm - misc - by Alex (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML

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On 10/29/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by insignificant (woman) - United States (Texas)



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