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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 November 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6281
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About genius_girl16 : I'm fucking awesome, more awesome than you.
I think moderated comments are the single most retarded thing on this site.
I'm in love with my best friend Sam.
I love video games.
I want to be an animator when I graduate from college.
I'm terribly shy.
I suck at starting and keeping a conversation.
I also like to swear. A lot.
Everything is a sexual innuendo, including this sentence

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genius_girl16's favorite FMLs

Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML

#2664358
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43054) - you deserved it (9152)

On 06/06/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by lft (woman) - United States (California)

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

#2663554
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9809) - you deserved it (76870)

On 06/06/2009 at 3:44pm - health - by thedogkisser (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML

#2433672
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50815) - you deserved it (22460)

On 05/30/2009 at 2:04pm - animals - by lfssecond - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I turned 30 years old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML

#2429850
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52642) - you deserved it (2612)

On 05/30/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by willieboom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML

#2399867
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45015) - you deserved it (6083)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a Bo Bice concert for her birthday. She loves him so I bought us second row seats. After we got there we ran into some friends of hers sitting way back in the lawn section, and of course she wanted to sit with them. I paid $300 to sit on the grass and watch Bo Bice. FML

#2398293
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46139) - you deserved it (4338)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:54am - misc - by roark0806 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend paypal'd me some money to tide me over until my school loans come through. For a transaction description, he wrote "to get back in that pussy game." It got red flagged, and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through. FML

#2397904
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38653) - you deserved it (4003)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:15am - money - by Jordan (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

#2248680
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46952) - you deserved it (24004)

On 05/24/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by anonymouss (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

#2247907
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50159) - you deserved it (4114)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by beep_guacamole (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching tv on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because "the dog can't see the TV." FML

#2241699
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73564) - you deserved it (4112)

On 05/24/2009 at 2:05pm - animals - by holly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML

#2225045
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8292) - you deserved it (54690)

On 05/23/2009 at 10:17pm - misc - by DQB (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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