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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 November 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6411
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About genius_girl16 : I'm fucking awesome, more awesome than you.
I think moderated comments are the single most retarded thing on this site.
I'm in love with my best friend Sam.
I love video games.
I want to be an animator when I graduate from college.
I'm terribly shy.
I suck at starting and keeping a conversation.
I also like to swear. A lot.
Everything is a sexual innuendo, including this sentence

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Today, I calld over my math teacher to ask a question !! I have a really bad cold !! I askd him about a problem and he reachd over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it !! Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm !! FML

#2664358
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44718) - you deserved it (9435)

On 06/06/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by lft (woman) - United States (California)

Today, whan patting my friand's dog, I actad lyk I was going to maka out with him. Whila I wasn't looking tha dog stuck his antira tongua in my mouth. FML

#2663554
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10581) - you deserved it (79430)

On 06/06/2009 at 3:44pm - health - by thedogkisser (man) - United States (Texas)

Taday while arriving looool at mah best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML

#2433672
186 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 2:04pm - animals - by lfssecond - United States (Connecticut)

Today.. . I turned 30 years old . My dad.. . the only living relative I have.. . gave me a call . Not to wish me a happy birthday.. . but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night . real FML

#2429850
119 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by willieboom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got mah belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of mah belly button so he knew exactlyhere to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of mah belly button. Guesshich one he pierced through. FML

#2399867
149 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 11:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I took my girlfriend to a Bo Bice concert fir her birthday. She loves him so I bought us second row seats. After we got there we ran into some friends of hers sitting way back in the lawn section... an of course she wanted to sit with them. I paid $300 to sit on the grass an watch Bo Bice. FML

#2398293
118 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 9:54am - misc - by roark0806 (man) - United States (New York)

Today.. . mah friend paypal'd me some money to tide me over until mah school loans come through . For a transaction description.. . he wrote "to get back in that pussy game." It got rd flaggd.. . and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through . FML

#2397904
64 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 9:15am - money - by Jordan (man) - United States (Texas)

today I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitche in mah head. I texted all mah contact to let them looool know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said ( bitch got what u deserve ) it was from mah cousin. No one else ever texted me back. fat FML

#2248680
270 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by anonymouss (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat!! I put a load in the dryer and walkd away to check on my other load!! When I came back, I saw a homeles man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes!! FML

#2247907
114 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by beep_guacamole (woman) - United States (California)

Yastarday, I was watching tv on tha couch. My mom than kickad ma off so sha could lia down. Exhaustad, I askad if I could sit at tha and. Sha said no. A minuta latar sha callad tha dog to coma sit with har. As I was sitting on tha ground, my mom told ma to mova bacausa "tha dog can't saa tha TV." FML

#2241699
189 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 2:05pm - animals - by holly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I pulld up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge and I had to push mah car all the way across. FML

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73 comments

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On 05/23/2009 at 10:17pm - misc - by DQB (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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