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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 November 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6717
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About genius_girl16 : I'm fucking awesome, more awesome than you.
I think moderated comments are the single most retarded thing on this site.
I'm in love with my best friend Sam.
I love video games.
I want to be an animator when I graduate from college.
I'm terribly shy.
I suck at starting and keeping a conversation.
I also like to swear. A lot.
Everything is a sexual innuendo, including this sentence

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genius_girl16's favorite FMLs

Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML

by Anonymous / 10/10/2009 at 5:43pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, after being a stay-at-home mom and picking up after my kids for the past 15 years, I got a job rejection letter saying I wasn't qualified. It was a housekeeping position. FML

by HousekeeperNoMore / 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like to a skating rink. On the ride home she put her arm around me. Her armpits stank and I smelt them the whole hour and a half drive. FML

by sensativenose / 09/19/2009 at 2:35am / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, I went to my friend's house for the first time. As I was pulling up, I called him and asked him if I could use his bathroom. He told me to just go in the back and use it, so i did. As i'm sitting on the toilet, someone knocks on the door and asks me who I am. It wasn't my friend's house. FML

by whitewater_al / 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML

by ChrisC / 07/10/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

by nerd_man01 / 07/10/2009 at 3:20pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML

by Pelota / 07/01/2009 at 5:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the doctor for a sports physical. I've had a giant, dark birthmark on my left rib cage that I've hated most of my life. Recently I've learned to embrace it and show it off by wearing bikinis. My doctor saw it today and told me it's a fungus that's been spreading on my side all my life. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2009 at 4:35pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

by dumped / 07/01/2009 at 1:25pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

by Anonymous / 06/29/2009 at 1:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML

by jonnyc / 06/17/2009 at 9:40am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous

Today, I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. Just before meeting me, she'd found out she was sterile. FML

by Anonymous / 06/17/2009 at 8:27am / Kids

Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML

by idiotfriend / 06/16/2009 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML

by lft / 06/06/2009 at 4:16pm / United States (California) / Health