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genericfmluser
  • Town/Country : Hell if you care, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 64
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About genericfmluser : I have been an fml reader for a few years now; I am not here to fight over comments because I believe fighting over the internet is like running in he special Olympics even if you win you're still retarded

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Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53007) - you deserved it (2692)

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