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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 357
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44534) - you deserved it (7385)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:30pm - misc - by familyhatesme - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44124) - you deserved it (6071)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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