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genericfmluser

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 477
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About genericfmluser : Hello, I'm a lurker.

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genericfmluser's favorite FMLs

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

#21468388
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28240) - you deserved it (2190)

On 09/14/2015 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by annabellatrix (woman) - Hungary

Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML

#21212849
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45895) - you deserved it (7579)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:30pm - misc - by familyhatesme - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML

#21192141
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44906) - you deserved it (6146)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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