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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 239
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About genericfmluser : Hello, I'm a lurker.

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Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42515) - you deserved it (6841)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:30pm - misc - by familyhatesme - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42801) - you deserved it (5933)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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