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By Anonymous - / Sunday 29 June 2014 05:04 / United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 September 2009 09:27 / United States