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gemmaFML

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 January 1994 (22 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 5404
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About gemmaFML : I really like reading and I love to do creative writing. I love the show Gossip Girl because it's really addictive. I also love watching Chaser's War on Everything. It's a great show.

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Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "so does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

by Fail / 11/21/2009 at 12:59am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML

by Falafax / 11/12/2009 at 4:37pm / United States / Work

Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML

by Falafax / 11/12/2009 at 4:37pm / United States / Work

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

by LonelyMonkey / 11/12/2009 at 2:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML

by H4rd_Man / 11/01/2009 at 2:02pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Love

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

by AdriBAMF / 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

by SheWentCrayola / 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML

by Halloweenie / 10/16/2009 at 4:44am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

by rejectedson / 10/15/2009 at 7:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

by rejectedson / 10/15/2009 at 7:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a Biochemistry quiz. I studied all night but took a nap to get some rest because my quiz was in the morning. I woke up at 10 feeling very confident. My quiz was at 9. FML

by sleepy / 10/15/2009 at 11:48am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

by Em / 10/15/2009 at 2:12am / Love

Today, after watching the news, I realized the only person who has ever wished that I had a good day, or wished that I had anything pleasant for that matter, is Charlie Gibson on World News Tonight. FML

by newscomes / 10/14/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML

by keepmouthshut / 10/11/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

by zappy / 10/11/2009 at 12:40am / United States (New York) / Health