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  • Town/Country : lalaland, uk
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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 June 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor, since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML

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