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geeksaresexy
  • Town/Country : Gosport, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 February 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 2171
  • Number of comments : 850
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About geeksaresexy : Not much to tell about me. I'm pretty argumentative.. :)

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Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24566) - you deserved it (4471)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

#17025215
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37478) - you deserved it (6621)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:41am - intimacy - by wronged - Singapore

Today, after not receiving my paycheck for over a month, I confronted my boss about it. His response? "You still work here?" FML

#17023007
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28095) - you deserved it (2498)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:10am - work - by outofajob - United States

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked passed my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

#17022194
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28579) - you deserved it (2233)

On 07/08/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by chumleevil - United States (Maine)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

#17019799
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38711) - you deserved it (2423)

On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML

#17019380
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28037) - you deserved it (2018)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Jessica - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

#17018617
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31181) - you deserved it (4420)

On 07/07/2011 at 7:56pm - money - by Elena - United States



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