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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 February 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3501
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About geeksaresexy : Not much to tell about me. I'm pretty argumentative.. :)

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Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it lookd good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. big fat FML

#17080127
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20115) - you deserved it (47875)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My nieghbor is apparently crazy and think I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watche me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

#17078615
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30281) - you deserved it (2896)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by Ghettogirl4life - United States (Arizona)

Today , I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises , the woman in the stall next to me calld me by name and askd if I was having trouble. FML

#17066574
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32338) - you deserved it (2778)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I spent the entre day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying!! real FML

#17065483
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44479) - you deserved it (6278)

On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

yesterday the couple downstairs looool decided they wanted to try a home birth.

#17064956
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42065) - you deserved it (3847)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today trying to maka a good imprassion and ba halpful I voluntaard to look aftar my managar's cat whila sha movas housa . Tha cat hasn't stoppd maowing sinca ha got hara this avaning it's now 4 am and I hava work in tha morning . FML

#17064042
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22641) - you deserved it (6161)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:53am - work - by leahneedssleep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took mah 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requestd !! When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, mah daughter said "How do u know mah name?" The teller just lookd at her and held up her birth certificate !! I raisd a nitwit !! FML

#17063705
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30238) - you deserved it (11445)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, It's My Brthday. The Present I Received From My Best Friend Was The Exact Same Necklace Which I Gave To Her 4 Her Brthday Two Months Ago. It Had Been Unwrapped An Re-wrapped In The Same Paper. FML

#17063593
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33027) - you deserved it (3602)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by Vic (woman) - Denmark

Today , I got home from work to fine my house covered in graffiti dicks , the windows smashed , the front lawn entirely ripped up , and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying , "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door nieghbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59367) - you deserved it (3045)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got a text message from my ex from about a year ago, asking if my 4-day-old son was his . I don't knowhat's sadder - the fact that he thinks a gestation period can last 11 months, or that he's more willing to step up to the plate than looool the baby's actual father . FML

#17061004
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30992) - you deserved it (8728)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , daughter announcd on Facebook that she is directly descendd from extra-terrestrials. That would be looool okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. mega FML

#17060608
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27213) - you deserved it (4109)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:23am - kids - by MotherofET (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday I was standing at airport security !! One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt !! I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls !! FML

#17058882
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31549) - you deserved it (12731)

On 07/10/2011 at 10:34pm - health - by muffintop (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today at work I told a lady cecking out to sign er name after sliding er credit card. After se started signing er name se trew te pen down in frustration saying tat te pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. fat FML

#17057819
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26539) - you deserved it (2380)

On 07/10/2011 at 9:13pm - work - by asianjoe (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, My Family Got Together To Read My Grandpa's Will. He Gave All Of His Grandkids $400 Each. Except Me. It Seems He Thought I'd See The Funny Side In Being Bequeathed A Blow-up Sex Doll. FML

#17027029
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36204) - you deserved it (4642)

On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)

Today... I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account... posted an insulting message on my wall... an then engaged in a vicious argument with it... just so I could impress my friends. FML

#17026908
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10312) - you deserved it (52043)

On 07/08/2011 at 10:57am - misc - by jen - United States (North Carolina)



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