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About geeksaresexy : Not much to tell about me. I'm pretty argumentative.. :)
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Today trying to maka a good imprassion and ba halpful I voluntaard to look aftar my managar's cat whila sha movas housa . Tha cat hasn't stoppd maowing sinca ha got hara this avaning it's now 4 am and I hava work in tha morning . FML
Today, I took mah 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requestd !! When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, mah daughter said "How do u know mah name?" The teller just lookd at her and held up her birth certificate !! I raisd a nitwit !! FML
Today, It's My Brthday. The Present I Received From My Best Friend Was The Exact Same Necklace Which I Gave To Her 4 Her Brthday Two Months Ago. It Had Been Unwrapped An Re-wrapped In The Same Paper. FML
Today , I got home from work to fine my house covered in graffiti dicks , the windows smashed , the front lawn entirely ripped up , and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying , "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door nieghbor. FML
Today, I got a text message from my ex from about a year ago, asking if my 4-day-old son was his . I don't knowhat's sadder - the fact that he thinks a gestation period can last 11 months, or that he's more willing to step up to the plate than looool the baby's actual father . FML
yesterday I was standing at airport security !! One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt !! I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls !! FML
Today at work I told a lady cecking out to sign er name after sliding er credit card. After se started signing er name se trew te pen down in frustration saying tat te pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. fat FML
Today... I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account... posted an insulting message on my wall... an then engaged in a vicious argument with it... just so I could impress my friends. FML
Friday 27 March 2015