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geeksaresexy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 February 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2951
  • Number of comments : 858
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About geeksaresexy : Not much to tell about me. I'm pretty argumentative.. :)

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geeksaresexy's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant when I knocked my glass of ice water over. In my attempt to clean it up with a napkin, I knocked a freshly filled cup of coffee all over myself. FML

#17122198
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23574) - you deserved it (7506)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:21pm - misc - by evilwater - United States

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

#17122126
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14662) - you deserved it (23385)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

#17121994
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26253) - you deserved it (4756)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

#17120359
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (8994)

On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML

#17119657
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26297) - you deserved it (2401)

On 07/15/2011 at 7:38am - work - by TabbiNicole - United States

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

#17117147
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38053) - you deserved it (3448)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54539) - you deserved it (9314)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

#17113605
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34486) - you deserved it (6711)

On 07/14/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by longtriphome (man) - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

#17113139
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14473) - you deserved it (63412)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML

#17112659
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41279) - you deserved it (4462)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by gross - Canada

Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML

#17112107
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22996) - you deserved it (12695)

On 07/14/2011 at 8:28pm - misc - by bym5052 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

#17109448
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35082) - you deserved it (2721)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:21pm - health - by Eden - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18912) - you deserved it (45821)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30926) - you deserved it (5235)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30185) - you deserved it (88396)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)



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