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  • Number of visits : 482
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since mah break was soon, I decidd to hold it as another customer came to mah till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left 4 mah break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

#21307515
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32416) - you deserved it (7086)

On 11/28/2014 at 12:27pm - work - by I'm so wet, baby - United Kingdom

Today hile using a public toilet a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal !! The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands !! FML

#21302695
72 comments

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On 11/20/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, once again I looool was told I looked a bit like Lindsay Lohan. I can't figure out if they mean the young, good looking one, or the current cracked out rehab version. FML

#21093234
83 comments

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On 03/22/2014 at 3:18am - misc - by Jen__ - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... after giving mah husband a new video game that he's been wanting... along with homemade waffles an a surprise blowjob... he gave me mah gift: two packets of ramen noodles... an toilet paper. FML

Today, over a family dinner, husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

#20136968
115 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I saw on mah 17-year-old daughter's floor her "To-Do" list . What was #1? Jump in front of a moving vehicle, in hopes that Edward Cullen will use his vampire speed to save her . fat FML

#20102155
185 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 10:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend wo wrote a ceck out. Not really looking at it, I went to te bank to deposit it. As I anded it to te teller, I noticed tat e ad written "sex" in te "for" memo. FML

#20074336
100 comments

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On 09/16/2012 at 9:46am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use calld "negging" and decidd to try it out. As I finishd complimenting a grl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammd her knee between mah legs. mega FML

#20062299
212 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 8:26pm - misc - by scumbag i guess - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I WAS IN A TERRIFIC MOOD AFTER FINDING A BOUQUET OF BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS ON MY DOORSTEPHEN I CAME HOME. THAT IS , UNTIL I RECOGNISED THE HANDWRITING OF MY "SECRET ADMIRER" WAS THE SAME AS MY MOTHER'S. MEGA FML

#20055321
69 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 4:39am - love - by mfnfhdjdjddjsjfn - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffd and waggd his tail as a guy muggd me. real FML

#20054806
129 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here , or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML

Today , ma boyfriend broke up wit me by picture , during a game of Draw Someting. fat FML

#20042043
114 comments

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On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, I Discovarad That Whan A Cyclist Taars Down Tha Straat, Slaps U Across Tha Faca As Ha Passas, Looks Back Laughing An Flips U Off, Than Crashas Into A Lamppost, Ha'll Still Blama U An Thraatan To Sua, Avan Aftar U Rush Ovar To Chack His Injurias. FML

#20014116
227 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm - health - by dumbasdogshit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

today I discovered mah cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on mah favorite makeup brush.

#19870178
122 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 4:10am - misc - by audreyav - United States (Oregon)

Taday I was babysitting tis 12 year old. We were watcing a movie, an e was being an angel just laying wit is ead in ma lap. He fell asleep so I closed ma eyes an ad a little nap. Wen I woke up e ad taken ma srt off an was feeling up ma boobs. FML

#19343662
365 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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