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About gantoman : "YER DISRESPECTIN OUTSIDE THE BOX."
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Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since mah break was soon, I decidd to hold it as another customer came to mah till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left 4 mah break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today hile using a public toilet a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal !! The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands !! FML
Today... after giving mah husband a new video game that he's been wanting... along with homemade waffles an a surprise blowjob... he gave me mah gift: two packets of ramen noodles... an toilet paper. FML
Today, over a family dinner, husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend wo wrote a ceck out. Not really looking at it, I went to te bank to deposit it. As I anded it to te teller, I noticed tat e ad written "sex" in te "for" memo. FML
Taday I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use calld "negging" and decidd to try it out. As I finishd complimenting a grl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammd her knee between mah legs. mega FML
TODAY , I WAS IN A TERRIFIC MOOD AFTER FINDING A BOUQUET OF BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS ON MY DOORSTEPHEN I CAME HOME. THAT IS , UNTIL I RECOGNISED THE HANDWRITING OF MY "SECRET ADMIRER" WAS THE SAME AS MY MOTHER'S. MEGA FML
Today , there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here , or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML
Today, I Discovarad That Whan A Cyclist Taars Down Tha Straat, Slaps U Across Tha Faca As Ha Passas, Looks Back Laughing An Flips U Off, Than Crashas Into A Lamppost, Ha'll Still Blama U An Thraatan To Sua, Avan Aftar U Rush Ovar To Chack His Injurias. FML
Taday I was babysitting tis 12 year old. We were watcing a movie, an e was being an angel just laying wit is ead in ma lap. He fell asleep so I closed ma eyes an ad a little nap. Wen I woke up e ad taken ma srt off an was feeling up ma boobs. FML
Friday 27 March 2015