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fuzzywolf

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  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 March 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 286
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About fuzzywolf : Hi! Never really done one of these before, but here goes....

Well, I'm a Christian, Furry, Anime fan, Gamer, and I like heavy metal, so y'know, not exactly "normal". Things I like: Ale (favourite: Hobgoblin), my PS3 (message me if you want to add me) on which I am usually playing Battlefield 3; anime series I like: Bleach, Wolf's Rain, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragonball Z, Code Geass, Death Note, Spice & Wolf... and more I have forgotten. As for music, a few of my favourites are: Iron Maiden, Demon Hunter, Oh Sleeper, Wolves at the Gate, Skillet, RED, Becoming the Archetype.

Any questions or if you just wanna chat and say hi then feel free to message me, although I am on the app mainly (I shall try to reply asap though)!


I suppose that's it really, have a nice day and what not :3

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fuzzywolf's favorite FMLs

Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the small countryside village where I'm vacationing. I live in big city. I won a duck. A real, live duck. FML

by Anonymous / 08/14/2014 at 12:38am / France / Animals

Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML

by Anonymous / 09/03/2013 at 12:13am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2013 at 6:29am / Health

Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML

by teejayrn / 12/15/2012 at 6:48am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation

Today, "The Phantom of the Opera" soundtrack blasted me awake at 4 am. Not knowing how it got on my iPod, I checked and found I had bought the whole $17.00 album in my sleep. This is the second time this month; the first time I downloaded the soundtrack from "The Wizard of Oz". FML

by hailey / 12/10/2012 at 12:10am / United States (Maryland) / Money

Today, my remote control airplane arrived in the mail. I was super excited, so naturally I took it outside for its first flight. It now resides at the top of the tallest tree in sight. FML

by buckley456 / 05/27/2012 at 11:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

by mark807 / 04/28/2012 at 2:52am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

by awhmaaan / 02/27/2012 at 10:55am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

by FML / 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

by lalala / 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm / United Kingdom (Croydon) / Intimacy