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About fuzzywolf : Hi! Never really done one of these before, but here goes....
Well, I'm a Christian, Furry, Anime fan, Gamer, and I like heavy metal, so y'know, not exactly "normal". Things I like: Ale (favourite: Hobgoblin), my PS3 (message me if you want to add me) on which I am usually playing Battlefield 3; anime series I like: Bleach, Wolf's Rain, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragonball Z, Code Geass, Death Note, Spice & Wolf... and more I have forgotten. As for music, a few of my favourites are: Iron Maiden, Demon Hunter, Oh Sleeper, Wolves at the Gate, Skillet, RED, Becoming the Archetype.
Any questions or if you just wanna chat and say hi then feel free to message me, although I am on the app mainly (I shall try to reply asap though)!
I suppose that's it really, have a nice day and what not :3
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Friday 3 July 2015