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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 116
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Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44556) - you deserved it (3887)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17168) - you deserved it (29489)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42423) - you deserved it (3723)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)



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