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About furmum69 : Umm i don't really know what to say I am 15 I love sports I play hockey, baseball, mma (mixed martal arts), vollyball, floorball and am thinking of doing hip hop dance. I also love music, mates, girls, the beach, my ipod, my mac and hanging out. Message me ;)

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Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12679) - you deserved it (34201)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41960) - you deserved it (2274)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

#18163904
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54237) - you deserved it (3888)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML

#18162360
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29732) - you deserved it (9978) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/05/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Lavalise - France

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30663) - you deserved it (10389)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML

#17920889
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38755) - you deserved it (6149)

On 10/06/2011 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19947) - you deserved it (43744)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35219) - you deserved it (2307)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

#17758843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30751) - you deserved it (2173)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36223) - you deserved it (23308)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when the guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached in to his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

#17749628
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29786) - you deserved it (1743)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:36am - work - by Tancred (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

#17729404
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33457) - you deserved it (3547)

On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

#17729404
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33457) - you deserved it (3547)

On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

#17710745
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33092) - you deserved it (25501)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)



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