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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 62
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About funny_but_sad : Hey stalker! I'm a gamer nerd! Music lover! People drawer! TV watcher! Book reader! And food eater! :D

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Today, my step-mom threw out some of the "boxes of junk" in my room, because apparently, I'm a pack rat. I guess she and everyone else in my family won't be receiving those Christmas presents. FML

#20177886
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28732) - you deserved it (1525)

On 11/25/2012 at 8:28am - money - by WritingWrongs - United States

Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to me, my daughter saw it. Now my 3-year-old girl runs around honking everyone. Even her grandparents. FML

#20172916
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I agree, your life sucks (11264) - you deserved it (27333)

On 11/21/2012 at 8:20pm - kids - by piemasterzim (man) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

#20024660
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I agree, your life sucks (11461) - you deserved it (152483)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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