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Today... I got into an argument with mah dad in his hotel room. I lost mah temper an stormd out onto the balcony for some fresh air... at which point he decidd to lock the door behind me... trapping me there for half an hour while he watchd TV. FML

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On 04/14/2012 at 6:56pm - misc - by fuckbucket14 - Egypt (Al Bahr al Ahmar)

Today, I surprisad my daughtar by talling har that I'm going to traat tha family to a trip to tha Himalayas in a faw months. Sha promptly thraw a tantrum an listad har main raasons 4 not wanting us to go: "It's a fraaking dasart thara," and, "I'll miss tha naw Spidarman movia." FML

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On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we ned to talk!! Assuming it was about the wed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessd!! Turns out my dog did!! FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 9:02pm - misc - by marymark - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah ex,ho I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured mah heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, an advise me to go to the clinic. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday mah seven-year-old told me to lose weight . Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassd . FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today mah boyfriend finally proposd. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding cummd up on Groupon. FML

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On 03/29/2012 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, since I was groundd, I trid to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmd, but I probably should have checkd to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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On 03/20/2012 at 5:47am - misc - by treehugger - Singapore

Today, since I was groundd, I trid to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmd, but I probably should have checkd to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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On 03/20/2012 at 5:47am - misc - by treehugger - Singapore

I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refusd to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finishd. He stompd off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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On 03/02/2012 at 3:30am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium

Today... I was posing in front of the mirror... when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

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On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I was talking to my husband about a work colleague... whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said... "Shit... Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

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On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , ma parents were out , so I lit up ma frst ever joint . I got so stond out of ma mind tat wen ma dad cummd back ome an askd wat te smell was , I said a stray cat ad left an upper-decker in te toilet . He found te joint in ma room , an now I'm groundd fir te rest of te scool year . FML

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On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

TODAY, MY NINE YEAR OLD STEPSON OVERHEARD ME TELLING MY HUSBAND THAT I WAS ALMOST OUT OF MY FAVORITE SHAMPOO, AND SINCE IT WAS DISCONTINUED, I COULDN'T BUY ANY MORE. HE GOT IN THE SHOWER AND HAPPILY EMPTIED THE BOTTLES DOWN THE DRAIN. FML

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On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MY NINE YEAR OLD STEPSON OVERHEARD ME TELLING MY HUSBAND THAT I WAS ALMOST OUT OF MY FAVORITE SHAMPOO, AND SINCE IT WAS DISCONTINUED, I COULDN'T BUY ANY MORE. HE GOT IN THE SHOWER AND HAPPILY EMPTIED THE BOTTLES DOWN THE DRAIN. FML

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On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "shit", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", cuz it will make my kids into "lame prisses lyk their mother". FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 6:26pm - kids - by gloria77 (woman) - United States



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