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Taday I was having sex with mah wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up an started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

#19784539
138 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by biggieT - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, my grandmother saw me 4 the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

#19775546
131 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today I was taxting my girlfriand and askad har fir a pictura axpacting somathing provocativa . Sha sant ma a pictura of har holding a positiva pragnancy tast . Wa had sax onca . FML

#19758301
206 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

TODAY AT THE BEACH, MAH BOYFRIEND PICKD ME UP AND CARRID ME OVER HIS SHOULDER. I FELT MAH BIKINI TOP COME UNDONE IN THE PROCESS. I PANICKD AND PULLD DOWN ON HIS SHORTS. WE WERE FIND FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE. FML

#19757535
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On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I was aving a debate wit ma friend , wo actually believes karma is real . He got very angry wit me and stormed off , tripping over is own feet in te process . I lauged and asked wat e'd done in a past life to deserve tat one . He responded by getting up and puncing me . FML

#19750799
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On 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm - health - by sh3n-D (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, whila waiting 4 a bus, somaona startad smoking at tha bus shaltar, which is illagal in mah city. I politaly askad him to stop smoking, citing tha city ordinanca. Ha just cacklad and said that if I'm so concarnad about tha stata of mah haalth, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
263 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML

#19743527
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On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, mah boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now looool refers to all mah female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
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On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Taday mah boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together cuz he doesn't want to lose out on money . Can't wait 4 the Bahamas . big fat FML

#19724259
185 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 12:25am - money - by Grrrawrwtf - United States

Today, at work, friend dared me to answer the next call on phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was boss. mega FML

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153 comments

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On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

TODAY , MOM WATCED A DR. PIL EPISODE. SE'S NOW YSTERICAL BECAUSE SE ASSUMES ME AN FRIENDS ARE INVOLVED IN SEX PARTIES. ALL BECAUSE A MAN ON TE TV SAID SO. FML

#19671635
161 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by silencio - Canada (Quebec)

Today, Mah Wife Allowed Mah Mother-in-law To Move In With Us!! She Believe The Government Spies On Her In The Shower, And That The Prime Minister Is A Shape-shifting Lizardho Wants To Microchip Us All!! I Have To Live With This Psychotic Wench Until Someone Is Desperate Enough To Employ Her!! FML

#19662623
198 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by fuq (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Yesterday, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron an said it was Spanish. mega FML

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146 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 2:42pm - kids - by sickdisney (woman) - United States (California)

today I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had startd to dry out. When my mom askd me if I needd anything, I immediately respondd with "lotion and tissues," realizing what I was suggesting. She then talkd to me fir 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML

#19650159
85 comments

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On 05/20/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by sick and awkward - United States (Maryland)



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