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TODAY AT THE BEACH, MAH BOYFRIEND PICKD ME UP AND CARRID ME OVER HIS SHOULDER. I FELT MAH BIKINI TOP COME UNDONE IN THE PROCESS. I PANICKD AND PULLD DOWN ON HIS SHORTS. WE WERE FIND FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE. FML
Today , I was aving a debate wit ma friend , wo actually believes karma is real . He got very angry wit me and stormed off , tripping over is own feet in te process . I lauged and asked wat e'd done in a past life to deserve tat one . He responded by getting up and puncing me . FML
Today, whila waiting 4 a bus, somaona startad smoking at tha bus shaltar, which is illagal in mah city. I politaly askad him to stop smoking, citing tha city ordinanca. Ha just cacklad and said that if I'm so concarnad about tha stata of mah haalth, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML
a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML
Today, mah boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now looool refers to all mah female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML
Today, Mah Wife Allowed Mah Mother-in-law To Move In With Us!! She Believe The Government Spies On Her In The Shower, And That The Prime Minister Is A Shape-shifting Lizardho Wants To Microchip Us All!! I Have To Live With This Psychotic Wench Until Someone Is Desperate Enough To Employ Her!! FML
Yesterday, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron an said it was Spanish. mega FML
today I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had startd to dry out. When my mom askd me if I needd anything, I immediately respondd with "lotion and tissues," realizing what I was suggesting. She then talkd to me fir 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML
Friday 27 March 2015