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Today, I got a raise. A 10 cent raise. I have worked at my job for over 3 years. I now make 20 cents more an hour than people that have only worked there 3 minutes. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34158) - you deserved it (3126)

On 08/16/2009 at 11:19pm - work - by fmjob (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

#4554817
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45706) - you deserved it (5482)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:06pm - health - by hellnooo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99562) - you deserved it (4151)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30799) - you deserved it (71577)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

#4488799
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83522) - you deserved it (3341)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118
412 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15422) - you deserved it (4953)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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