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fuckyourlifeOP

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1560
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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fuckyourlifeOP's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML

#19920201
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22393) - you deserved it (5915)

On 07/10/2012 at 7:10pm - animals - by Nomoreballs (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML

#19781202
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30958) - you deserved it (3876)

On 06/13/2012 at 8:47am - money - by fuzzle003 (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML

#19605689
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19784) - you deserved it (2878)

On 05/11/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by Lizofsmeg (woman) - United States

Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

#19369663
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20744) - you deserved it (1763)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

#19349968
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27689) - you deserved it (5940)

On 03/26/2012 at 7:14am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that I'm working on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I'm spending my favourite time of the year working for $8.70 an hour. At McDonald's. FML

#18498054
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38580) - you deserved it (8883)

On 12/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by myjobsucks - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

#18417408
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35996) - you deserved it (5734)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

#18333662
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43223) - you deserved it (4018)

On 11/24/2011 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Badab1ng - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

#17639709
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33910) - you deserved it (4494)

On 09/01/2011 at 10:29pm - animals - by macattack (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

#14475268
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36403) - you deserved it (3751)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:25pm - work - by worksux (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

#7605430
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25228) - you deserved it (8180)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by garage - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

#7330766
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23065) - you deserved it (4078)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:27pm - love - by meow (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

#6747789
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25073) - you deserved it (8478)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML

#5754527
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20899) - you deserved it (4472)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:19am - intimacy - by Taraa3 (woman) - United Kingdom (Hartlepool)



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